the deadly theatre

I went to my best fren’s wedding..ecececcececece….glowing2 muka encik epul…ehehhhehehe..dey..aku almost tak gi wedding ko….yela…pepagi buta kereta kena langgar…buhsan aahh…wahhhh…best fren gua sudah kawin laaa…epul is my best fren in seremban..poyo tak..i have two more best frens..one is nita..best fren kat kl…back then in um agus is my best fren…sume sampai sekarang tetap best frens aku..epul is the one yg aku akan paksa be my date untuk apa2 functions..sian ko

kan

..aku janji tak buat lagi aahh…sbb ko dah kawin nanti bini ko marah..ajak agus, nanti chi marah aku pulak…ahahahhahaha..ajak nita nanti org kata aku lesbo…duhhh!!!epul + wifey, congratulation!!selamat berbahagia…kalau nak gi tgk live band, jgn lupakan kawan mu ini, bini ko tinggalkan takpe…muahhh!!!

           Adik epul pulak, jr aku kat first college…memang boleh die tak kenal aku..die kata aku dah kurus..kurus???ceh…those days aku gemokkk sgt kee???ahhhh… tensionnyerrr akuu…ni yg mcm nak jadik bulimic nih..ari tuh aku kira berat…my ideal weight is 49kg…pehh..skung 59kg…alamak 10kg extra la…..hari nih saya berazam mahu kurus..hari raya nih aku tau berat aku 49 kg jee…macammana aku nak buat, haa..ko tanggung aahh..sapa suruh makan banyak…waaaaa….depresss aahhh..

P/S: epul, aku takut ahh kena badi kawin ko doohh…apsal ko suruh aku duduk kat pelamin kau…takut ahhh..

apsal adik aku memalu nih..senyum simpul lak..cehhh

adakah aku akan terkena badi epul?ohhh…tidakkkkkk

Oh boy…this morning when I was sleeping in my room, charlie and kenit gave me my usual wake up call by meowing into my ears..because I don’t want to wake up, they keep on jumping and running on my bed.give me a breakla.ari nih Sunday ok.mana ada sekolah…last nite me, mum + dad watch the telly until 4 a.m

Mana larat nak bukak mata..huhhh…rebelliousla pulak kucing2 nih..so, I force myself to wake up and gave them friskies…but..they just stand there looking at their food like statues..when they did that I knew that they want fresh fish…ok!ok!i cook ikan rebus for them..then because I have lots of work to be done today, I thought of buying something for breakfast before I can start my work..and then suddenly I remember about the nasi lemak in front of the old police station in town..pehh!!!hunger pang hits me..i must eat that nasi..so..alalalalalalla…when I was driving, suddenly one car in front of me stopped.bukan break lagi stop slamba otak die je kat tengah2 jalan.ala when I think back, kalu minah tuh ada otak takkan die berhenti di atas jalan raya.semata2 nak tgk accident kat tepi jalan.last2 aku lak yg accident…bodoh!!betul tak cik puan NBN 3187?u can run but u cannot hide from the police..huh…gila ke apa…lucky I manage to break but then my bumper habisss….i was soooo shaking..4 cars involved in that accident..what a day!!dah ahh…I am so tired to tell u guys about this incident..penatla..dengan police report lagikk…On the way to make the police report, my dad told me that someone told him twice in his dreams saying that “Babah, shelly accident..”he does not want to tell me because he knows I will be getting really really paranoid about it and then some more it is just mimpi..but then it came true.okla…saya berasa sangat penat, kecewa, sedih di atas kejadian yang menimpa saya pada hari ini..silalah tengok gambar di bawah…

hari ini saya sangat sibuk.pagi- pagi lagi saya terpaksa membangunkan diri kerana hari ini saya perlu menghadiri kelas..rasa sangat penat..tapi apa boleh buat..saya mesti pergi kelas kalau tidak saya akan dikenakan tindakan tatatertib..saya kan kakitangan kerajaan..tidak boleh tuang eh eh..ponteng kelas sesuka hati..sepatutnya saya ada kelas sains..tapi saya sangat benci matapelajaran itu..saya tidak suka belajar sains tapi saya suka mengajar sains..huh..oleh kerana saya penolong ketua kelas, saya berpakat dengan kawan2 yang lain buat2 lupa kelas sains itu.saya tidak boleh berpakat dengan ketua kelas saya kerana dia sangat poyo dalam hal tuang-menuang kelas ini.kami berpakat mahu pergi minum..kami sangat bernasib baik, kerana belum sempat escape kelas, pensyarah menelefon kami dan mengatakan beliau sangat sibuk pada waktu itu dan terpaksa menghadiri mesyuarat..hati dan seluruh jiwa saya menjerit kegirangan.kalau kelas itu tidak batal, mesti saya akan ditangkap oleh pensyarah kerana menjalar tidur di meja di dalam kelasnya..selepas habis kelas, kami terus pergi membeli- belah dan makan di Jaya Jusco..kawan saya pula, pergi temu janjinya buat kali pertama.ahahahhaha..u know who u are.i don’t have to mention ur name.i’ll be dead meat kang.kemudian, saya terus pulang ke rumah..ibu saya tidak memasak hari ini kerana dia juga sangat sibuk menghadiri kursus..oleh kerana saya juga malas memasak, kami pergi ke kedai makanan india regular kami..selalunya, apabila kami malas memasak kami akan makan disini..disana saya mengorder dengan sungguh ceria..

saya: bagi saya murtabak daging satu

macha: dey…mana ada daging sini laaa..

saya: alamak…sorryyyy leee..saya lupa laaa..

macha: tarak apa..tarak apa..

macammanala saya boleh menjadi so insensitive nih.aku rasa kalu aku bukan regular kat situ memang aku dah kena lempang kot…eh..letihla ckp saya2 nih..sooo not shelly, ok?!usually when i eat wif my indian frens, i will apologize if i eat beef in front of them..nih selamba aku jek mintak daging lembu…being a muslim,i will feel insulted if people eat pork in front of me.haa..mcm tula diorg rasa..duh…aku tau entry aku nih sgt2 bosan..but aku tengah tahap kegersangan ok..bosan nak mamposs..keja byk sangat..i need to ease my mind..huh…

i hope that those people who want to topple me down, will burn in hell!!!making my life so FUCT UP…what goes around, will comes around..huh!!!and u know what?!i dun give a hoot what u have done to me coz i’m a fighter..i dun give a fuck…but i really really hope + pray that u will go to hell…go to hell…go to hell…go to hell…

yesterday i watched Cinderella man wif the Seremban clan.bunyi notorious giler!sapa lagi kalu bukan Encik Kuman dan Encik Stone..ahahhahaha…sedey doohh citer tuh..aku kalu tak tgk ngan budak duaorg nih dah lama nangis kot…sgt2 sedeyy..Kuman menangis beriya2 tuh..ahahhaha.tak ahh mana dehh.sebak jek, kan kuman ..kan??kalu korang x sedey bila tgk citer nih mmg heartless aaahh..sbb kat terminal one sgt2 la dipenuhi dgn mat2 rempit berserta ngan mak indon yg busuk + menggelabah, kitaorg gi lepak mcd makro la lepas tuh.weh, seremban xde tempat lepak yg best la..paling dasyat pon Secret Recipe, pathetic nak mamposs.tgh aku + kuman nak bergerak masuk kat mcd, tiba2 aku mendengar satu suara (mcm cite hantu la pulak..ahahahha)..                           "eh..teacher..hiiiiii teacherrrr!!!!"..araamakkkk!!anak murid sayala….kuman dah tersengih2 kat situu.aku pon sengih la balik.. biasa la budak2 kecik nih kalu jumpa cikgu die kat luar teruja semacam..ingat cikgu die amik pakej bermalam kat sekolah seumur idop kot.tak yah gi memana. cheittt… actually, i am not ashame being a teacher..tapi tolong ahh jgn jumpa bila aku ngan member2 aku..segan dohhh!!nih yg aku malas kuar seremban nih..jumpa kaum kerabat lerr..serious shit..i can’t imagine mcm mana kalu aku melepak bersama2 GENG KEKA aka my bestest frens(back then in UM, geng kereta kancil..ahahahhaha) –> yusri, under, agus + ina, tetiba anak murid aku menjerit2 nama aku..sure bebudak tuh seronok menggelakkan aku..kuman siap ckp,"ko kena menjaga image doh..jumpa anak murid kat luar tuh.." hampehla..takpala..gua pon nak tukar wardrobe nih..i want to be drop dead gorgeous teacher!gambateyo shelly!!!ahahahhahaha

yesterday, on da way to IB (gi tgk stomp la..takkan tengok tiger dance kot?;P), jam nak mamposs..dahla bumper to bumper..i really hate driving in kl..sumer mcm mental jek bawak keta.menci ahh.takde civic minded langsung, sori, aku kan cikgu moral jugak..jadik kenala menerap nilai2 murni dlm kehidupan. haa..kawan2 jgn nak buat muka yek..aku sepak kang..ahahahha…and this is my first time gi IB, so mcm bongok2 la jugak..ada mamat buduh tak kasik aku masuk kat lane seblah kiri..aku nak gi roundabout tuh..xcgtfrkg betul la..so, thanks to him aku pon dah sesat ntah dimana2..aku dah menggelupur dah..show dah nak setat..aku dah nak nangis..lucky, i went there with my godfather + cousin..he was the one who showed me da way..rase nak tanam muka dlm tanah jek.malu ahh. uncle, if i die tonite, i will die of shame!!malaysian pon tak tau jalan ka?!japanese lerr pulak yg tau..haram tul..stomp sgt2 la best..peh!!dahla banyak colan.saya suka mamat yg pakai singlet hijau tuh.boleh mati kelemasan aku..ahahahhaaha..tapi yg poyo tuh, masa show, one of the performers curah air kat audience.dey..ko buat je la lagu pakai sink tuh pehal lak nak curah air kat aku.ingat bercanda di persisiran pantai ke?xxxxxx.cikgu mana boleh mencarut.sbb tuh aku tulis xxxxxx.ahahhaha..dah la aku dok kat front row.. MEMANG AKU TAK BASAH KAT SITU….tapi basah2 pon saya sgt seronok walaupun bukan mamat yg bersinglet hijau yg curah air. poyola shelly..kalu agus baca nih mesti die dah lempang aku…ehehhehehe…. erm..secara keseluruhannya saya amat berpuas hati..energetic gila diorg..nevermind if u have to fork out ur money..berbaloi dohh…banyak colan lagik…ahahahahahhaha….

yeayy!!good news for the family. yesterday, my bro received an email saying that he has been offered to study archi in aussie..wahwahwah..seronoknyerrr… congrats jiji!!!ehehhe…when hearing that news my godfather told me that he wants us to kampai with jiji…it is one of japanese traditions..if u want to celebrate good things apalagi kampai la…or in english we call it as cheers!!ehehhhehhe..because we dun drink liquor,we kampai with carbonated drink lorr.kaler merah lagikk.rase strawberry ok..hahaahha..funny huh?!kalu diizinkan tuhan (hahahha..poyo tak ayat aku?!) his class will starts around february..ermm..sedihla jugak..because i dun have fren to fight with anymore..ahahahha.actually i was a bit jealous..it is my dreams to study abroad..takpa ahh, lagik 3 taun jek lagi aku blah dr mesia nih.aku sudah berkira2 utk mengambil cuti next year so that i can accompany him during the orientation week..eleh sebenarnya saje je nak jalan..taun nih aku langsung takda cuti ok!kasik chan ahh..ahahahha…sgt2la poyo aku nih as a kakak..okla jiji..whatever it is, i will pray for u..study smart….dun let our parents down(just what i did a few years back)..lastly, remember that we will always love you…jgn homesick dah lerr…ahahahhahahhaa

kampai!!!! the very malaysians style…ehehehhe

I taught my pupils (standard 2 boys) to make glue last monday. I promised them that, if they behave (YE KER?!) I’ll teach them how to make glue during science lesson. Supposedly, we did the experiment last week but then, because of my clumsiness I forgot to bring the plug, & I only brought the kettle..huh?!bodoh tak?camna aku nak dpt boiling water…duhh!!so, monday was the happiest day of their lives (according to them la..ehehhehe)..mmg tension gila because when they get excited they tend to make noise.ala kalu x excited mmg memekak jugak..siap buat larian marathon+ gusti wwf dlm kelas ok?!serious seyy..aku mcm baby sitter merangkap mak tiri ok..huh..aku as usual..i shouted on top of my lung la.mcm histeria o.k..all of them are driving me up to the wall everyday..peningnyer aku….ada sorang tuh sampai muka+rambut putih2 ok sbb main tepung…ada yg makan tepung laa…adeyyyyyy!!!!kalu kena diarrhea i’ll be dead meat la.. here’s some pics of my naughty2 pupils while making their blue glue in the class..unable to do the experiments in the lab because other class was using the lab at that time, so guna je la kelas. ;p

glue kaler biru,ok?!pandai x cikgu?ehehheehheh..

eleh..buat2 sibuk la pulak..

korang jgn terpedaya dgn senyuman bebudak nih..naughty gila ok?!

the boy who eats everything..gam ke tepung ka kertas ka..sumer die nak makan..sila fokus pandangan anda pada rambut, muka + baju yg comot itu..

p/s: sorry gambar kelam-kabut..i dunno why..buduhla frenster nih..penat aku drag sini sana gambar nih..sampai pening pala aku…arghh..lantak ahh

Yeayy!! My godfather is here…ehehehhe…

This morning, while having breakfast, I asked him to join us to watch STOMP!

Me: Uncle, I’m going to watch STOMP! Do u want to join us?

Godfather: No problem..but what is STOMP! actually?

Me: (like miss-know-it-all..eheheheh) STOMP! basically is about a group of people who use objects like broom, bins & such to make music or ryhthm..I dun know wut u call that..i’ve seen the video with xxxxx before. In that video, the chefs were making music using their knives, chopping board..and also, i’ve seen basketballers making music with their balls…(excuse my languange!WTF are u talking ’bout Shelly???)

Babah: Wah!!! If the basketballers can make music with their BALLS, i will be in the front row to watch their performance!!ahahahahhahaah…that’s interesting….how’s the basketballers’ balls sound like?? Is it ching..ching…ahahahahhaha…(while mimicking how the basketballers playing wif their BALLS!!!)

Everybody was laughing at my stupidity & i cannot hide my face because i was blushed!!DAMN!!that is why i dun like to talk wif my dad..he likes to talk dirty..cheh!!!!

This song is one of my fav..feel like dancing….

By eric clapton

I’m sorry.
Why should i say i’m sorry?
If i hurt you,
You know you’ve hurt me too.

But you get lost inside your tears,
And there is nothing i can do,
’cause i get lost inside my fear
That i am nothing without you.

You’re angry.
Why shouldn’t you be angry?
With what we’ve been through,
Well i get angry too.

Chorus

’cause i am nothing without you.

Why should we have taken so long
To be looking inside of our mind?
Everything we tried went wrong.
Are we worried ’bout what we might find?

I’m sorry,
But can i say i’m sorry?
If i hurt you,
You know it hurts me too.

Chorus

And you get lost inside your tears,
And there is nothing we can do,
’cause i get lost inside my fear
That i am nothing without you.

’cause i am nothing without you.
And i am nothing without you.
’cause i am nothing without you.
’cause i am nothing without you.