the deadly theatre

this morning went out for an outride with men in tights..ehem..men in jodphurs actually.erm..sexy!!kegatalan ku telah terserlah..ampunkan saya ya encik ashraq,encik adri dan encik ayie..ahahaah..it was quite daunting coz the horse that i rode on quite moody..kekadang slow, kekadang laju nak mampos sampai aku rase mcm nak jatuh.nasib baik tak jatuh..if not sure aku "graduate" la tadi. siap buat canter lagi..dey..aku x blaja lagi canter2 nih baru trot je tau..nasib baik i manage to handle that kuda.kuda tuh siap nak racing ngan satu lori..serious macam masuk lumba kuda tu..rase nak nangis pon ada..ceh..rider mana buley nangis…jantan2 nih bukan main laju riding..aku terkangkang2 la(ahahahah) serta kegelupuran sorang2 kat blakang diorg..pehh..serious macam call girl eh cowgirl..yeehaaa!!apala encik kuda nih..lenguh tahu peha saya mengepit anda..my ass melecet ok..but it does not matter…sgt2 puas la gi riding nih..pehhh!!priceless…ashraq pulak fell off the horse.dahla x pakai helmet.kata rider pornstar eh all star,apahal nak pakai helmet bagai, ye tak shaq?hohoho..thank god nothing happen..siap buat gallop (ala2 osim ke ogawa tuh..pehh..kinky!!ahahhha) mamat tu..tp takpe die otai..dahla nita jatuh jugak last week.pesta minggu kejatuhan dari kuda ke hapa nih?!eiiii..phobia pulak gue..gambar2 riding takde sbb nak mampos ke riding sambil amik2 gambar nih sume..ko ingat pergi bersiar2 ke hapa?very dangerous ok…esok2la aku pikirkan psl gambar2 nih.payah nak mencari angle ok?!hohoohoh.ciao!

Kelas: 3 Newton

Masa: 10.30 ~ 11.30 pagi

Tajuk: Belas kasihan

Matapelajaran: Pendidikan Moral

Cikgu: Kenapa kita tak boleh seksa binatang?ha…contoh macam anjing..kenapa  kita tak boleh pukul anjing? tak boleh baling batu kat anjing? kenapa? bagi saya satu sebab..

Murid: Sebab nanti itu anjing gigit kita..

hoh?!lawakla anak murid aku nih..kekadang rasa nak lempang je sesekor sebab keSYAITONan diorg nih..eheehheheheh… 

i do not know what is getting into my grandmother.she’s not living with me. thank god!i do love her but i can’t breathe if she keep on saying that she won’t be able to attend my wedding because she’s dying plus i do not have the "bayang2" that i am going to get married dlm masa terdekat nih.what a lame excuse, huh?!each and every day, she keep on nagging about the "K" thing..ceh.. "K" =kahwin. shitla..how i hate that word sooo much.its not that i don’t want to get married (aku bukannya lesbian..aku tak mengamalkan seks rambang nih..bukan best pon..takde hasil ok?!ahahahah)but pleasela..give me some time.i need to go around for shopping -> this is what godfather II said to me.godfather yg sangat baik..eheheh..best kan?very encouraging..ahahaha.i need some space..mana boleh main belasah je hal2 kahwin nih..lagipun *mr.x left an aching hole in me that refused to be filled* ok?!paham?!aku barula nak bernafas..she annoys me even more because she thinks that i’m still with my x.i’ve told her so many times (berjuta kali kot), ive broke up with him.it seems like she dun understand and dun want to understand..skung aku nak keluar pon susah..macam polis pon ada…suka tanya itu ini..the best part is if i want 2 go out with boys dia tarak hal..suka sgt..but if i went out with girls, dia sgt2 risau.rockla nenek aku! like aritu, when i want to go for my riding lessons,sibuk tanya mana aku nak gi..i dun want to give her a heart attack by saying that i’m going for my riding lessons,because last time when i said i want to go for skydive pon dia dah freaked out gila.membebel sepanjang hari tu..parents aku rilek je..eheheheh..jadi..untuk melepaskan diri aku aritu,aku ckp camni..i dun know where i got the guts & idea when i blurted out these words…hohhohohhoh

wan: ha, ko nak gi mana nih?ngan beg2 bagai nih?

me: wan nak org kawin tak?bagi org keluar..

my mom was laughing like mad when i said those words..slumba je..the results? nenek aku bagi kluar ok!!!ahahahha..terus senyap & tak tanya apa2…eheheheh..