the deadly theatre

last sunday, went to watch polo matches wif my "PlayaPlaya" polo team mates..*sila muntah*jgn gelak, team nih consists of playa handalan ok?!hoh..pegang mallet pon tak reti..ahhahaha..ok..dats not my point actually..sangat seronok coz i got to spend my sengal sunday + bermesra-mesraan wif my lelaki simpanan, Ashraq (bukan nama sebenar).adik manis jgn marah..ahahahha..instead of canter in the bedroom baik tengok mamat-mamat polo gallop kat padang ok..tidola bodoh.dirty minded betul..hohohoho.peh!!wut a view.gallop disini sana..hohohoho..depress aku tengok..dahla trainer aku mcm bodoh arituh..bertambah depress aku ok.. actually bukannya mamat2 sangat pon polo players nih…dah kira warga emas ok..serious shit tak bernafsu pon klu tengok..tp sgt jeles tengok stamina and their tactical..kalah youngsters ok..players muda2 bole kira ahh..where all the young men gone huh?!the main reason, i went there was to watch all the good players (esp.polo no2) main..if u want to be the best, u should learn from the bestla..aight?!ingat aku BIMBO ke nak tengok yang hensem je??hoh?!dats the stupidest reason i’ve ever made la kalu aku gi tengok polo..buang karan ok..sish..

this morning while teaching my year two boys (they like to drive me up to da wall each and every day!), a group of boys came in to sell the discounted newspapers at 50cents each.they have to sell the papers more than 50% off coz everybody in my skool is sooo stingy to buy them at the normal price.including me..hohoohohoho…so, while reading the headlines of the stars instead of waiting the hooligans doing their shopping sprees (shoppingla sgt kan?!ahahaha) heard some boys were gigling at the back of the class…ermmm..TING!TING!cikgu sudah suspicious..nih pehal nih…there were so many things running in my head at that time..

ADAKAH…

NO.1 BERPOYA- POYA SAMBIL MELAYAN PERASAN TENGOK CATALOGUE HOTWHEELS (banyak chaannteeekkk muka korang..arinih je aku dah confiscate buku sticker pokemon + sharpener.haaa..jgn nak menangis aa…sishhh..buat semak meja aku je la korang nihh..)

ATAUPUN…

NO.2 BERLAGAK DENGAN KAWAN2 TENTANG PERMAINAN YANG BARU DIBELI (ni konpem nak kena main ‘PINCHPINCH GAME’ ni -kena cubit sama akula.huhuhuuh)

TAKPON…

NO.3 TGK GAMBAR PORNO (budak2 skung tak boleh percaya ok..diorg lg advance..HEBAT2 GAMBAR YANG DIORG TGK..)penah sekali tuh aku tengok bebudak nih sgt tekun membaca dictionary..erm..luar biasa nih..dah insap ke hooligans kesayangan aku nih..i smelled something fishyyyyy…ciss..bila ku lihat..perkataan yg diorg seronok sgt baca - GIRL…omigod..whut is happening to them?tengok dat GIRL word pon terus bernafsu ka??seres aku tak paham..ni lom tengok perkataan V***** ke B***** ke..ermmm..kalu dah tengok..entah apa nak jadila bebudak nih..sishh..lawak ahh…

But i was WRONG!dosa je aku nih tauu.berperasangka buruk..sian hooligans kesayanganku…ahahhaa..nasib baik…i got to know the real reason why they laughed because i asked them…

Me: Boys, what are u laughing at?

Suriya: Teacher, Datuk Sammy Vellu!! (dgn elatednya..DUUHHHH!!)

Me: Like i dun know him right?! (hohohoho..sarcastic tak aku..)

Kajendren: Look at him, teacher..he looks like a "hantu" fella….

Me:Hoh?i beg your pardon…wut are u talking about…(sapa pulakla hantu nih???)

Kajendren: Look at his face..so white lahh…

Oh..my…when i looked at the paper, SERIOUS SHIT MAN, his face is sooo white.lawak gila ok rupa mamat tuh…deyyy datuk…u need a total make overla..even my pupils complained about your looks…errrmmmm…but if the boys dare to complain about my dressing and stuff, aku libas aja dengan rotan…ahahaahha…ganasla aku nihhh…seres ahh..tolongla tengok paper NST ni ari, front page..apahalla mamat nih muka putih sangat..hodohla…

word for today : hanjingsla

want to topple me down eh?silap besar la engkau…i dun giva hoot!

lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala…

have u seen the "mas que nada" video by sergio mendes feat. black eyed peas..so damn cool man…mas que nada is one of my faves..never failed to make my body moves every time i listen to this song.macam pandai dancekan aku nih..ahahah..mampos ahh..feel like to "menjerumuskan diri ke lembah yang hina" bila dengar lagu nih. *MACAM SETAN* ahahahha..but, i prefer the old version tho..sapa pompuan tuh..josie ben…sapa ntah..ella fitzgerald pon best gak nyanyi lagu nih..pehh..her voice sooo sexy..aku yg pompuan nih pon boleh jatuh chenta tahu?berbunyi seperti lesbian jadian aku ini..ahahhahaha..erm..aku rase nak ajar murid2 darjah satu aku nyanyi lagu nihla next week..ok tak?ermm..sah dah hilang akal aku nih..gila sengal..ahahhahha

mari nyanyi ramai-ramai:

O aria raio, oba, oba, oba

mas que nada, sai da minha frente, eu quero passar

pois o samba esta animado, o que eu quero e sambar

esse samba, que e mixto de maracatu

e samba de preto velho, samba de preto tu

mas que nada, um samba como esse tao legal

voce nao vai querer, que eu chegue no final

o aria raio, oba, oba, oba

erm..hari ini feroz, anak murid saya telah muntah di dalam kelas..sish…apala feroz…ada toilet kan?!of all places,napa la ko nak jugak muntah atas lantai..terpaksala guru mu ini bertukar menjadi orang gaji untuk membersihkan muntah anda..ermmm..nasib baik aku tak muntah atas muntah ko..sish…nasib baik ko chomel…black monday betullahh..

jiji is in the hospital now..erm…because of dengue.his liver also swollen.the doc (my jr..sish!!asal bukan aku yg jadi doc?stress ah) said thats normal.pity him…he doesn’t sit for his exam. .plus his assignments are piling up..tons of work to be done.kalu subjek biznes boleyla aku tolong, ini archi tu..apa yg aku tau..kalu aku ->tadao ando ka..hijjas kasturi ka tarak hallah kan..tu lah sapa suruh amik architecture.no LIFE ok?!tapi takpe..ko kaya nanti, aku pon sama kaya..erm..kakak yang materialistik..ahahhahah…i can imagine how miserable he is right now.furthermore, he won’t be able to see his "yang yang" (ahahahahahha..mcm aku tak tau rahsia ko kan?!) these past few days..sangat kasihan..sampai TATLER gua pon dia nak baca..weh..sejak bila ko tau membaca nih…mmmm…wuteva it is, get well soon..tak laratla nak call lecturers ko nak bagi tau ko hospitalized..lagipon "yang yang" ko dah tunggu nak buat mock-up (wuteva..apa ntah) sesama.how SWEET!!hohohoohoho..sian tau tadi kenit+charlie..lucky i managed to put them in their DETENTION CELL (sangkarle) masa mamat2 kesihatan dtg forging…muka memasing menggelupur gila..dahla busuk gila bau asap tuh..cehhh!!!

muka jiji yang sengal walaupun membaca sin chan kesukaannya..ahahahha

qrissya yang kunun-kununnya boleh menghiburkan hati jiji yang lara..hohoohoh

yesterday i went to kuman’s wedding..ermm..he is one of the members of my seremban clan.peh..macam pakatan komunis malaya ahh..kawan-kawan ketika sengal!hohoho.stone + cajun pon join skali clan nih..stone, where are u man??busy sgt eh?very elated because i met my long lost frens..contohnya-rocellawati.heheh..ko chubbyla babe skung..tapi bila jumpa sharina a.k.a chics kan, aku dah tak rase apa2 excitement pon..sbb slalu jumpa die di majlis2 kesengalan nih..hahahha..jgn marah aku ye babe…yela..yela…ko tetap jelita..hohohoh..to kuman+nad,selamat pengantin baru..kuman, jgnla lupa bila free kita gi lepak eh?tinggalkanlah isterimu itu…hohohooh

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