the deadly theatre

Aku da tengok cerita CINTA itu ari..sebab ramai kawan aku da tengok,and I dun want to feel left out jadi aku pon pegila…aku pon nak jugak tengok apa yg best??diorg promo sampai ckp cerita nih meruntun jiwa la..bawak tisu la…mmmm….

frankly speaking..cerita nih sangat mengecewakan aku, not up to my expectation..senang cakap, kalau citer melayu tuh, citer melayula jugak..baik tunggu masa raya..banyak scenes dlm citer nih tiru citer omputih dan mak indon..MACAM PERNAH KULIHAT JE SCENE-SCENE NIH…

part yang aku paling menyampah masa part ris dgn bini dia pegi dinner and ala sapa tuh,haa..eizlan dgn fasha pegi dinner siap dgn orkestra tuh..nih sume mimpi2 karut melayu laaa weeyy….lagi satu part masa airin berguling2dlm selimut putih tuh…please la weyy..ko ingat nih video clip nigger ke?nak tiru pon beragak2la kan…tapi ada jugak scene yg best…

Aku sedikit tersentuhla masa scene ris kena tinggal dgn bini dia…sian la jugak..aku kesianla masa part nanu yg dah siap nak dating dgn lover dia laki org tuh, and then alih2 mamat tuh kata dia letih…hapa punya jantan laaaa..bini ada…tamak haloba betulla dia nihhh…eleh,nanu tuh kan dia menghayati part dia coz dia sendirik ckp dia penah bercinta dgn laki org..haaa..aku tau sapa mamat tuh..nama  dia Datuk *****.sampai penah dating kat Bali I tell you..alamak..aku macam juwie la pulak..ahahahaha..

lagi satu aku rasa aku macam muak tengok citer nih coz dlm trailer dia kat tv byk sgt scenes diorg dah tunjuk sampai aku boleh teka apa akan jadi setiap kali satu2 scene tuh abis..eyyy..quite membosankanla…dahla..malas aku nak kritik lagi…sapa yg suka tengok citer nih jgn marah aku okeh?nih pendapat aku jeee….ehehehehehe..tapi seriousla sapa yang tak tengok lagi baik korang tunggu raya ahhhhh…

Ok..I fell off while riding last Sunday..no severe injuries,no bruises..hanya sedikit sengal..thank god!the scariest part was when the horse almost fell onto me..i cant even think at that time,let alone to move my body, all that I saw jack was going to stumble on me..i just closed my eyes..

memang aku rasa macam nak mati time tuh..lucky he jumped forward instead of backward..if not, sure aku dah SADAKALLAHULLAZIM coz mati dipijak kuda…dah la jack nih dulu kuda racing,quite besarla jugak..I pity jack (the horse) because one of his legs has cuts due to the falling..sian jack….

everybody was so happy to hear about my falling off..nita siap cakap, “shelly dah grad..yeay!!”  weird eh?!sume riders ckp selagi tak jatuh,selagi tuh tak grad dlm ilmu perkudaan nih..mmm…my instructor once told me that I’m no kind of rider until I have fallen off – many times.hapaaa????And the most important thing that I have to bare in mind, there’s no way to avoid it..

a few months ago in upm, a professional rider was thrown from her horse while riding,because out of nowhere a herd of cows was running towards her.upm sangatla banyak lembu okies…Her horse was so shock, automatically thrown her off the saddle and pijak her body.as a result she broke her ribs…ouch!

the MAGNUM owner (cant remember his name) lost one of his eyes because his eye hit his watch when he fallen off his horse..skung dia pakai mata batu, but still gila kuda even tho dah buta..eh,bukan payah ke riding kalau kita ada sebelah mata je?bila pikir balik adalah sedikit gila hobi aku nih, but what to do, its in my blood!

p/s:jahat tau shaq dgn nita gelakkan style aku jatuh, sebab diorg tak perasan pon aku jatuh, alih2 nampak tangan aku tergapai2 dicelah2 rumput….menci ahhhh..tapi bila pikir balik memang kelakar ahhh…hehehehe..eh,aku baru perasan,ada org tuh pakai helmetla..adakah kerna sudah menemui jalan yang diredhai setelah jatuh menggelupur ketika gallop itu ari?hohohoho….

sangat kasihan…may he rest in peace…

aritu la kan, aku pegi watson’s coz i needed something for my injured ankle.masa nak bayar tetiba ada minah cina nih entah dari mana datang tetiba que depan kaunter.pale otak ko la kan..dah la org ramai..time tuh mak aku tengah bayar..kitorg pulak at dat time bayar separately coz aku nak tukar duit..

i was like, ko pehal nih..beratur la bodoh!dahla kaki aku sakit, ko menambahkan sakit mata aku pulak coz tak beratur..masa aku nak bayar selamba atuk dia je berdiri macam tok pekong kat situ..aku dah start naik menyampah la..aku memang pantang org bodoh tak tau nak beratur nih..ko buta ke org sume beratur..lepas bayar selamba je ah aku pandang dia and cakap,

"excuse me, please que up"

and then tetiba dia cakap, "your mother…." and then mumbling cakap cina..MEMANG AKU PAHAM KAN?!engkau yg potong que pastuh nak accuse mak aku potong que pulak..KEPALA HOTAK KAU LA KAN?!

"what about my mother?"

she cant even open her mouth to answer my question..muka dia menggelupur time tuh..ye ahhh..suma orang tengok dia..lantak ko la..coz aku dah malas nak layan..ahh..mampos ko la kan, ko nak beratur ke tak..kaki aku dah la sakit…aku pon chow ahh coz malas nak buat scene kat situh..tiba-tiba ada suara ala-ala bapuk jadian berkata…(even tho suara dia takdela mcm bapuk jadian tapi sebab hati aku da sakit, aku nak panggil jugak mcm tuh okkk)

"STUPID GIRL"

WTF la weiiii???????eh eh dia nih..l****** betul la…dah la ko potong que..panggil aku stupid girl pulak????!!!haaaa..selalu aku naik kuda kan, terus hari tuh aku naik hantu…nak ku sepak je si jinjang nih…ko ingat aku pekak ke panggil aku macam tuh behind my back???silap besar la ko jinjang….terus aku sound..

"excuse me????wut did u say?wut did u say?you are not suppose to say dat..you are so rude..so damn rude!"

muka minah tuh dah terkulat2 coz she didnt expect aku akan sound dia macam tuh..MEMANG C***** LA ENGKAU…sangat sakit hatiku..susah sangat ke beratur nih…tak considerate langsung…takde civic minded ke hapa…APAHAL KO KATA AKU STUPID????????????? l****** laaaaaaaaaaaaa…………ilang mood aku aritu tauuuuuuuuuuuu……..