the deadly theatre

hari ni ada anak murid aku hampir nak buat aku pengsan..cerita dia camni..masa aku masuk nak ngajar, tetiba dia cakap kat aku dia sakit dada..i was like, erm…betul ke dia nih coz dia memang selalu carik jalan utk tidak menyalin kerja2 di papan hitam..bila suruh carik buku, dia suka nyorok bawah meja..bapak dia pon cakap dia nih malas tahap dewa..bapak dia siap bagi kebenaran kat aku utk merotan anak dia..wah!best..best..nak dijadikan cerita,time tuh pulak dah nak rehat..aku pon cakap ahh…"u sit first..during recess, u eat something and then rest..if you are not feeling better, i will call ur father."

pastuh..aku pon ngajar la macam biasa…

masa nak dekat balik, aku tengah mengajar kat kelas sebelah, tetiba, cikgu kelas budak nih menjerit2 panggil aku…bila aku pegi, budak tadi tuh menjalar2 kat lantai and ckp sakit2…aku memang dah panik gila time tuh..yelah..mana aku tau dia sakit apa…terus aku jerit panggil cikgu lelaki, suruh cikgu tuh angkat budak tuh pegi opis..call ambulan sumer..ambulan pon datang…ne no ne no…

yg aku pelik, masa ambulan tuh dtg, DIA DAH SIHAT!tetiba je ok bila doktor tuh letak stetoskop (camane ntah eja benda tuh) kat dada dia..doktor siap cakap, "dia okkkk je cikgu!sumer normal"..arghhh…tensi gue!yg paling aku rasa nak bagi amukan puaka kat budak nih, elok je dia jalan pegi kat ambulan tadi..berdiri tegak okkkk…eh…takkan dlm seploh menit sumer ok???mmmm….budak nih betul lahh…dahla aku ada low blood pressure…takpe…aku tunggu repot dr bapak ko…kalu takde apa2, memang ko nak kena blaja dlm jamban la nanti…akan ku susun meja dan kerusi mu di dalam itu….hoh!

met an expat the other day.we talked about how reckless and crazy the way the indians drive on the roads..one day, he was driving..he was soooo tense up because everybody here love to honk..they even have signages on their cars, lorries and even auto rickshaws written, "HORN OK PLEASE"..can u imagine that?!so, back to my friend’s story…while he was driving, an auto rickshaw driver seems to honk him even though at that time there was no way to go, but he kept on honking him so that he could move to the other lane..because he got so pissed off, he showed his middle finger that man..so, now guess what is the reaction of that man…

A. he cursed at my friend.

B. he got off from his auto and slapped my friend.

C. he called up all his friends and asked them to beat my friend.

D. he spitted at my friend’s face. (mind u guys, they love to spit soo much!)

the answer?none of the above…mmmm….

when my friend showed his middle finger to that man, that man was looking up to the sky as if my friend was showing something at him…not only him, other drivers also sooo curious and they also looked up to the sky…hahahahahahahahaha…that man doesnt have a clue why my friend did that to him..WTF laaaaaaa…..

ha…tengok nih…diorg nih nak makan pizza sebenarnya, tapi seperti merusuh…ganas nak mamposssss….aku sampai nak tanya je kat diorg  nih, nak pegi makan ke nak pegi nak merusuh…nak marah pon tak bley coz pizza hut baru sampai setahun kat sini..tuh yg memasing perak tuh…siap ada bell kat dlm nih..nampak tak bell kat tepi kiri pintu tuh…boleh tak korang bayangkan, tengah syok2 makan tetiba bell tuh berbunyik dgn kuat yg amat..diog bunyikkan bell tuh utk menunjukkan yg diorg happy makan kat situ…hapa????ko ingat nih kuil keeeee??ish…noise pollution betul…

last week, i went to visit nad + kuman’s new born baby…chomellaaaaa aalia…tak tau apsal suddenly i had maternal pangs when i looked how the two of them helped each other to bathe the baby..sooo sweet!macam main mak2 tau tak..and aalia tuh macam doll pulak..kuman jadik ayah and nad jadik mak..nyesal aku tak ngorat kuman dulu…hahahaha…tapi seresla kuman, ko memang seorang suami yang baik serta beriman…baik betul ko jaga nad eh..

kuman boleh slumber tanya mak dia whether ada ke tak potential colan (bakal laki la) utk aku..ceh!slumber ko je…kuman and nad sangat2 risau coz aku tak jumpa lagi my encik kanan (mr. right lor!)..it is not that im being choosy, but the ‘calling’ xda lagi la…furthermore, setelah dikecewakan beberapa kali, adakah aku akan main belasah je kapel2 nih..mintak ampun aaaahhh…baik aku bersendirian..okies?????lagik seronok idopku berfoya-foya kesana kemari..hahahaha…

kat sini banyak jugak potential colan, muka ensem2 tuh…tapi ketiak failed laaaahhhhh..busuk bangat..bak kata adik aku, jiji, busuknya bak bau ketiak bateri…hahahaha…aku pon tak tau apsal dia kata ketiak diorg bau bateri…mmmmm…

inilah gambar si aalia….dicurik dari website kuman…hohohoho

p/s: best gila berguling2 atas katil kuman+nad…hahahaha..

James Micherer once said, "If you reject the food, ignore the customs, fear the religion and avoid the people, you better stay at home."

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ye la tuh…because i dont reject the food and ate everything, aku ceret tau tak…diarrhoea berhari2…but i cant help it..the food is sooooo tempting…sangat sangat sedap..air tebu dia lagi kaw..manissssss bangat!fruit juices lagila heaven…peh!

p/s: agus, aku tak sabar nak ranggoli atas keretapi nih…acha..acha..chalo!muahahahahaha

this is one of the food that made us ceret!ceh…